I'm really into asian looking animals
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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