so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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