New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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