Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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