Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
And then my night got REAL pukey
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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