Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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