do herpes really smell.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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