Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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