Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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