They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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