Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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