If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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