i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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