This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
