Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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