everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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