Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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