If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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