Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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