Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
my poor anus
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize