what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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