I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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