what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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