This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
