There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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