He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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