I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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