I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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