is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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