If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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