You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Shame is for Republicans.
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