I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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