i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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