I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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