I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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