Christians are straight up FREAKS
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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