even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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