Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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