I wannas sexs uuuuu
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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