I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we're making bets on your personal life
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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