I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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