You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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