On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think my fart just growled at me.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
whose ass print is on the piano?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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