I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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