You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
This baby is an asshole
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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