Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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