He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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