Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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