No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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