I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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