3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize