Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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