And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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