Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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