so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
My bed smells like the plague
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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